Tuesday, January 29, 2008

A semi-triumphant return

If you've stuck by me low these several months since I last posted, congratulations. Your patience will be rewarded with all new doses of all that is Alan. If you're new here, welcome, and please take off your shoes.

Yes, I deleted all of my old posts. Though they were quite witty and intelligent (if I do say so myself), I thought it best not to confuse my new friends and supervisors at my new job. If you would like signed, numbered archives, please send me $10 per copy.

Right now, I've got to get ready for work. I hope you'll come back and read more about why my life is so damn cool.

Peace out, suckaz.